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World’s first ‘Pooh-sticks’ circuit opened by the Queen in Hyde Park this morning.

"Simply astonishing", said Christopher Robin. "This’ll really put ‘Pooh-stickery’ on the map. For too long now, ‘Pooh-sticks has been associated with fat-arsed bears, bouncy tigers and sad donkeys….. This is just the sort of thing that’ll sex up our sport for the good. The circuit's really tricky - rapids, bubbly bits and gravity - it's all there for the trooh-pooh enthusiast".

The first ‘Pooh-stick’ Grand Prix is scheduled for next month.


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