Thursday, January 29, 2004

Improbable Similes……

As pure as the driven Blair.

As stitched up as the BBC.

As gobsmacked as a population with smacked gobs

As groggy as a Greg Dyke

As vacant as a ‘Buff’ Hoon.

As infallible as a British Politician.

As iffy a verdict as the stitch up 2,000 years ago.

As impartial as Judge Hutton (apparently)

As crestfallen as a bitter blogger.

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