A trifle deaf .......
I was reminded the other day what a complete and utter old fart I am. My 20 year old son walked past me whilst I was singing along to an old 'Jam' single playing on the radio....

"Trifle, trifle, trifle, trifle, trifle, trifle, diddle diddle difle"

"Dad - the song is called Eton Rifles, it's not trifle, trifle, it's Eton Rifles"

"I bloody knew that, OBVIOUSLY. - I am just exploring new words"
I continued ......... "Eton trifles, Eton trifles, diddle diddle difle".........