As pure as the driven Blair.
As stitched up as the BBC.
As gobsmacked as a population with smacked gobs
As groggy as a Greg Dyke
As vacant as a ‘Buff’ Hoon.
As infallible as a British Politician.
As iffy a verdict as the stitch up 2,000 years ago.
As impartial as Judge Hutton (apparently)
As crestfallen as a bitter blogger.