Hold the front page......
I was having a discussion with a colleague yesterday, we got round to talking about something close to my heart……
And that is witty, sometimes corny headlines from newspapers…
I have to admit, I couldn’t beat his recollected efforts – the two best were –
In the ‘70’s the Rolling Stones were doing a tax haven thing and relocating to the south of France. Understandably, the locals weren’t too chuffed – they started a campaign and got a bit of a petition going to stop the legendary hell raisers from living in their midst.
The headline in the newspaper –
‘Rolling Stones Gather Mass Noes’
Better than that though, was the story about books being nicked from an Essex town’s central library. The story was headed thus –
'Book Lack in Ongar'
Brilliant, just brilliant.