Monday, September 26, 2005

Bollocks to Blair…..

A young lady, one Charlotte Denis, has been arrested for daring to wear a T-shirt with the words ‘Bollocks to Blair’ on it. Before you could say "Nazi Police State", she was banged up by a carefully selected team of p.c., p.c. plod.

The fuzz deemed the Tee-shirt absolutely obscene – a one legged, non smoking, black transvestite lesbian police vegan spokesperson said that they just couldn’t tolerate the brazen and gratuitous use of such a disgusting word within a small community.

"The Chief Constable decided to take action after the wanton and shameless display of this almost pornographic message." P.C. Davinia Dobson continued "I mean, we had no objections to the ‘bollocks’ and the ‘to’ bit ….. But ‘Blair’? I mean how sick can you get?"…..
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4 comments:

Roger B. said...

Hang about... didn't the Sex Pistols fight and win a court case to prove that the word "bollocks" is not obscene? As I recall, this led to The Sun declaring "BOLLOCKS: IT'S NOT OBSCENE" in very large letters across the front page.

jonathan spencer said...

It seems to me the legacy of thatcher is that afterwards every political leader turned into turned in to Thatcher.

Also after her battle with the Miners when people were stopped from crossing the borders between counties we were introduced to the British Police state.

I just read Viktor Frankls "mans search for meaning" again, like the rest of the camp survivors, he gives the feeling that it was not really the SS or the camp guards but the inmates who were the most brutal.

Now thats the serious bit heres the funny

Rumsfeld tells Bush in his morning report that 2 Brazilians have been killed in Iraq...Bush puts in his head in his hands and begins to cry, Rumsfeld asks him why he is crying its not that bad...Oh says Bush, so how many is a Brazilian?

Elspeth said...

Yea Bla*r is a pretty obscene word - hell I cant even bring myself to write it.

krip said...

How dare you publish such profanities. And anyway, shouldn't it read " Bollocks FOR Blair"?