Monday, June 27, 2005

The kiss of death…..

Well there you go, the coup de grace has just been well and truly delivered to the London 2012 Olympic bid by an own goal to end all own goals.

And it was all going so well wasn't it? So ‘professional’, so ‘we’re coming up on the rails and we’re gonna pip Paris at the tape’ …….. but now we’re not are we? The cockneys will probably limp in somewhere behind Moscow, Bootle and Wigan…..

We’ve handed twenty-twelve on a platter with a side salad of golden laurel leaves to our French neighbours…. It’s entente cordial with ‘le knobs on’ as the French are obviously going to waltz away with the big prize now that our cock up masters par excellence, once again do their worse......

What disaster could have befallen our bid? Not enough money? …. Someone pocketing a few million quid ‘biscuit money’ expenses? ….. Bid leader, Lord Seb’ Coe found in flagrante with Anne Widdecombe in a broom cupboard? ….. No, none of those, it’s much, much worse than that.

Some divvi in the Government has just appointed one ‘John Prescott’ as the man, the man charged with ensuring all the London Olympic venues are built, on time, on spec, and on budget……

"Eh up, Coe, yer southern ponce, merk way for t’maestro…. This ‘ere ‘Twenty 12’malarky is now a New Labour prorject so shift yer posh arse, change t’name on the doower, put t’kettle on and go and get us a sack o’ pies & a side skip o' mushy peas, you great gormless posh twat"……

If you listen very carefully, you can hear Jonny Frenchman laughing his head off as he cycles down the Champs Elysee with his stripey jumper and pungent string of onions in tow….

12 comments:

Kenny said...

Vraiment bien. We didn't want to lose all that money anyway.

wonkotsane said...

Bonjour mon petit pois. Zis is excellent news my little cauliflower. Save the taxpayer a few billion, especially those of us in England who will end up paying the lions share because it wouldn't be fair to expect the Scots or Welsh to pay a fair share.

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Toque said...

Jesus....have they really appointed John Prescott?

Maybe they have insider knowledge that it's in the bag and Blair believes that this could be Prescott's swansong before he pisses off to the Lords......he couldn't possibly cock this one up.....or could he?

Jennyta said...

Let's hope you're right. We didn't want it anyway!

Red_Fred said...

Its obvious init? Uncle Tone wants to sabotage the whole thing . So simple, just send in Two Jags Terminator...Yep.

Anonymous said...

If true this is brilliant, the Olympics will cost millions and the taxpayer has to pick up the bill.

MALTHEBOF

The Super One (Almost) said...

Dear Alfie

Do you think if someone gets close enough to the fat git and sticks a fork in him he'll burst and with a huge "PARP" fly over the roof tops, never to be seen again. This idiotic maniac is a meanace to you amd me and should retire as soon as enough food can be found to barricade him in his home till he can be forgotton C'est le merd!

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