Monday, May 09, 2005

Sustainability on the planet Prescott and other fairy stories…..

It’s another shocker. John Prescott, the Jack of Pies in the pack of New Labour Lying Arseholes is at it again. His grass police have found a previously overlooked piece of Southern England to dump another load of concrete on – and all in the name of ‘sustainability’.

You know how the Prescott sustainability equation goes don’t you?.
Green grass = no Labour voters.
Therefore get building – there’s a Knighthood in it for you.


So another few hundred thousand houses on a fast disappearing piece of verdant Blighty is all set to go ahead. It’s a place I know well – the coastal area between Portsmouth and Southampton.

Prescott has had a report done by some sustainability moron. It recommends that those two great south coast cities be joined up. A sexy name has been thought up – ‘The Solent Gateway’....... Nice.

Even now, I can already see the tailor sizing up the ermine cloak as another New Labour ‘Lordship’ flunky is about to be conferred. Lord Sustainability of Urbania.

As per usual, the local busy bodies with building-supply vested interests declare just how vital this sustainable growth is. As per usual, the opponents to the scheme are the vast majority of the local population. As per usual their ‘very real concerns’ will be fully taken into account, before being consigned to the bin labelled ‘local losers’ ….. as per usual.

Along with the houses for the Solent Gateway will come the schools, hospitals, roads, prisons and all the other sustainable detritus of city living. Where’s the power and the water coming from? The growth isn’t organic – it’s completely manic. The South East is glowing white hot on an altar of self obsessed egomania on the part of Prescott – and simpering brown nosed sycophantasy, courtesy of the army of civil servants currently trying their very best to get a knighthood via Prescott’s back passage.

Prescott is the Adolf Hitler of the English countryside. It’s nothing less than a concrete blitzkrieg on our green belt. And all in the name of ‘sustainability’..

God, I really hate that man and his meddling ways. Just answer me this Prezza or is it now Milliband? – if all the land gets built on, what happens to the sustainability plan then? What about the land to the north? What about your ‘plan’ to knock down 400,000 perfectly sound (mainly stone built) houses in the North of England? What about Scotland? It’s currently depopulating at a McScary rate in the head long rush to get down to the South East……

After Thursday, in spite of pious Tony’s declaration that he will listen in future, nothing’s going to change, nothing’s going to alter – just the same old Stalinist dictats from Blairyworld and his brain dead flunkies. Just the same old dogma, the same old invective from people with as much imagination as can be written on the back of a packet of Woodbines….

I wish I could leave this once fantastic country. It has become such a God awful place, governed by toadies and penpushers and led by a preening, self obsessed flawed fantasist. (Five times a night? Pass me the sick bag, Alistair)......

Note - I really am trying to finish off the election night thing - it should be posted tomorrow.....

9 comments:

Tony Cima said...

Southampton conjoined with Portsmouth eh? Presumably the mayor would be one Harry Redknapp?

I didn't get the "five times a night" thing. Maybe it's because I don't read the tabloids; maybe it's just my age.

alfie said...

5 times a night refers to Cherie and Tone's interview with The Sun last week. (on the same day that the British Soldier was blown up in Iraq)...

They were like a couple of giggling school kids and admitted that Tony is a bit of a tiger in between the sheets. They sometimes have sex up to 5 times a night.

Now I don't know about you Mr Cima - but the mental images in my head are giving me a right bout of nausea.....

Birdman said...

"I wish I could leave this once fantastic country"

Don't leave it Alfie. Just leave it better.We need people like you.

Serf said...

Fuckwit is onto something here.

He is depopulating Labour constituencies in the North and sending their voters down South. That way, the Tories will win the seat of Southampton and Portsmouth, with 100.000 votes and a majority of 99.000, whilst now depopulated constituencies up North will only need 1000 Labour voters to return a Red MP. No doubt the Northerners will be sent to marginal constituencies.

Serf said...

As for 5 Times a night, he's insatiable. F**king us all day every day is not enough?

Jennyta said...

At least you went out there and tried to make a difference. You are to be congratulated. Stay here - we need people like you!

Mike said...

Five times a night with Cherie Blair, surely that raises questions about the man's judgement? It certainly raises questions about her judgement.

Roger B. said...

"Sustainability" is the most abused and over-used word of the moment. Here in Blunkettville, sustainability means tearing down buildings and replacing them every 20 years.

Even the government's own Environmental Audit Committee is well and truly pissed off with Prescott's interpretation and use of the word "sustainable".

Anonymous said...

What are woodbines