Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A question

Question: Just what does anyone have to do to be permanently excluded from Emperor Blair’s Praetorian Clack?

Answer: Nobody knows yet!
Judging by David Blunkett (pensions) and Beverley Hughes’ (children) reinstatement into power, it’s not lying, duplicity, skulduggery, lust, debauchery or incompetence….

Maybe it’s selective memory loss? Nah, that’s not right – Mandelson, the Queen of tarts in the pack of New Labour arses made a Lazarus-like return after forgetting about the 370 grand ‘loan’ from his mate Geoffrey Robinson (the knave of money lenders).

I know, what about doing a deal for a couple of passports? Sorry, there’s that man Mandelson again….

It’s no good, there must be something someone has done in this cabinet to warrant permanent exile…. I’ve got to plumb the depths of depravity…….. got it!

Invasion and genocide – you can’t get worse than that can you? Invasion and Genocide should certainly disqualify anyone from public office shouldn’t it? Unless of course you are Joe Stalin, or Calligula, or Ghengis Khan ……….

Bugger me, that’s no good either. Tony Blair (the ace of a smirking grin that you just want to smack with a well seasoned cricket bat) is still there……

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You just need to be a two-faced git to be considered for the cabinet.
Like Blunkett; he says the "get Blair out backbenchers" are self indulgent and this from a man who insisted on having DNA tests done on suspected offspring in spite of damage it may have caused to the family of his ex lover. Bastard.
Rod The Brit

Alan said...

There is one thing. The ultimate offence, an act of such unspeakable evil that there will be no return ever. As Robin Cook or Claire Short. The act of saying "I think you might be wrong about that, Mr Blair."

Serf said...

What Alan said

Watski said...

How's about 'telling the truth'? A surefire way of obtaining a one-way ticket to backbenchville.

Elspeth said...

I agree with watski!

CuriousHamster said...

What about acting in a principled manner consistent with your beliefs. That'd have you out on your ear in no time.

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