The Orange BAFTA Awards…….

I’d like to thank God, Tony Blair, my Mum, my Dad, my Wife, my kids, my 4 pet cats, my dog (sniff) ….. Oh, but most of all I’d like to thank (sob) the empty room in my brain labelled ‘Memory’ for giving me a ‘luvee – free’ evening.

I forgot it was on last night and watched the other side….