Now that's gotta hurt

I see a vet has had his arm ripped off by a crocodile at a zoo in Taiwan. Apparently, the croc has been a bit poorly, feeling a bit ill and a bit off his food – so the vet was called to see exactly why he hadn’t eaten anything for weeks – with predictable results….

I don’t know whether there is any truth to the rumour that the vet, now happily reunited with his croc-crocked arm has refused point blank to go and visit the 8 foot tall silverback mountain gorilla who has been totally off sex for several years…..