Friday, November 04, 2005

Lordly matters….
OK, the House of Lords application form is all filled in and ready to go. Hardest job was finding any people who were willing to say I was of sound mind and a bit of a decent kind of chap. It’s amazing what the odd threat and the swift application of a judicious Chinese burn will do. But now comes my toughest task. The word is, in the corridors of power that ‘donations’ to certain political parties help the smooth sashay into an ermine robe. Anyway, I’ve had a whip round down at the Blood Tub Pub. Thanks to all patrons who willingly gave up their hard earned wedges for the cause of OKedness – and for the lucky falling into my lap of the PDSA collection box from the pub bar. How much ‘sashaying’ will £18.56p and a 2 Euro coin get me? Am I looking at Ermine Street, Easy Street or Ere’s-the-door Street?

7 comments:

simon said...

Watching Alfie 'sashaying' might be worth a bob or two. A sachet might be worth a year or two depending on what he had in it.

Yours pedantically as ever,

Red_Fred said...

All this ermine stuff is going to cost you Alfie - better take a trip to Asda, or maybe yer good lady can knit you you some trim...

Birdman said...

Well done for telling that ponce AA Gill what's what.You're a star.

"Alice" said...

Well, you might be able to sneak through the backdoor. Just be careful of the trashbins, don't want to get anything nasty on your new duds (erm, clothes).

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