Friday, August 19, 2005

Tricky, tricky, tricky….

Mo Mowlam’s untimely death this morning has put a bit of a spanner in Tony Blair’s holiday plans – again! Just a week after Robin Cook’s internment, Blair is faced with another tricky decision – and it’s nothing to do with which factor of Sun block to use or where else he can blag another few weeks of executive B and B…..

Does he go to the funeral of his former colleague? – And if he does, won’t that blow his pathetic excuse for not going to Cook’s funeral right out of the water? Blair quoted the old ‘security’ angle….. he didn’t want to ‘distract’ the mourning process and the Cook family service by arriving with 600 RayBann-wearing men in black. It might disrupt proceedings – and Blair, ever the kind, considerate type thought it better to avoid rainy Edinburgh and instead stay somewhere in the dreary Caribbean, relaxing on his sun lounger…. What a guy.

Of course, it sort of means he can’t now go to the Mowlam funeral doesn’t it? And if the excuse is taken through to its logical conclusion he can’t ever go to another funeral ever, ever again. (except his own, of course).

Mind you, everyone else will be there – jockeying for position, plotting, glad handing, sharpening their knives, cosying up to Gordon Brown…

Tone, I’d watch your back if I were you – and I’m not talking about sunburn…..

6 comments:

Blue Witch said...

Hmmm, yes, I hadn't thought of that one. That will be interesting.

John said...

Crumbs, don't you mean "Robin Cook's interment"? Nice post (again).

Shooting Parrots said...

Regarding the should he/shouldn't debate over Robin Cook's funeral, I rather side with Allan Beswick's take on it.

"Alice" said...

Aw, the old saying of being careful of lies that are woven into webs of deceit, one might just get caught in they're own web.

"Alice" said...

Oops, it's their, not they're. Doh!!

Chris said...

I'm very sceptical about issues surrounding "important" people and their security needs.

If you insist on trumpeting your importance and retaining an entourage of dozens whilst bemoaning how one "simply can't leave the house" why not try...

Going without. It might surprise you how little anyone cares.