Monday, August 01, 2005

The last word in ‘lazzy bands…….

In view of the current vogue for elasicated wrist bands – started by Lance Armstrong’s yellow ‘Stay-Strong’ campaign, Alfie has decided to leap on the elastic bandwagon with his own tribute to an issue near to his heart…

It concerns the return of a long forgotten and much loved Hollywood superstar. Yes, ‘Lassie’ the wonder dog is making a long overdue comeback to our screens. A brand new series of films is planned. Screen tests for the lead role of the pointy nosed dog with the doggy breath and the shiny coat are being conducted. Indications are that the role will go to a canine – but Meryl Streep was reported to be making a late, desperate, last ditch bid to claim the coverted prize.

To commemorate Lassie’s return – and in the hope they will also bring My Friend Flicka, Old Yeller, Spotty Dog from the Woodentops and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo back from the taxidermy table, Alfie has brought out a hot new edition of elastic band – and everyone who’s anyone will want it……. It’s called the ‘Lassie-band’.

If you want to order one of these fantastically classy pieces of mechandise, log onto e-commerce web site at
elassie-band.com…..

I thank you.

3 comments:

Jennyta said...

Not only will you start a new trend but everyone will be falling over themselves to get one!

wonkotsane said...

Bloke at work wanted to start one of these wrist band campaigns but he was disappointed all the colours had been taken up. Luckily, he came up with a solution. As it was for a pro-bullying campaign, he opted for a black and blue band.

Don't think I'm joking ... :D

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! » »