Monday, August 08, 2005

Getting better with age, just like a good malt….

A survey has just published some useful, ego boosting findings. Apparently men in their fifties make the very best lurvers – ever.

Of course they do for God’s sake. It's something I've always known – I’m always telling my missus…… Technique, stamina, touch, style, sensitivity and consideration – us big five–0 guys tick all the right lurve-God boxes and no mistake. Yes for us guys in our fifties, it’s not so much ‘wham, bamm, thank you ma'am. Oh no, it’s Barry White on the CD, the scent of jasmine in the air and a bottle of massage oil to hand. Slow, silky, sexy and flexy in the temple of love-action is the norm for us experts in the bedroom.

It’s not so much 'fore' as five, six and sevenplay…

Ladeez, form an orderly queue – I’ll be with you as soon as I’ve finished my beer and this footy match is over on the telly…… And you don't mind if I wear my socks in bed as well do you?

10 comments:

Mark Gamon said...

Entirely with you on everything. Except. Does it have to be Barry White? I find it's so much more convenient to leave the telly on in the background. Saves you the bother of getting up to turn it back on when you're done...

John said...

You just wait until you are my age.
What was that about... 'nine inches and a wrinkle, now it's nine wrinkles and an inch'! :-)

alfie said...

Barry White - the walrus of love....... (or is that me?)

wonkotsane said...

This is not an image I needed.

"Alice" said...

Awwwww, Alfie, couldn't agree with you more.

Kenny said...

Can't wait to be fifty...I have this theory that you only ever gain control of your life once you reach fifty. And now I am informed that you gain control of other faculties too...bring it on.

Birdman said...

I can do it five times a night.
I just wish there was someone there with me.

Mike Cunningham said...

Bit like the bloke who kept turning to view the telly while keeping up the rhythm; finally the bird asks, "why not turn the telly off, love?"

To which came the reply, "What, and miss Dallas?"

DWMF said...

Barry White? Sounds like a foghorn on a misty morn! No the missus and I get it on with a CD of Etta James. Now that is sexy.

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