Belle's le jacked it in - in a 'Belle-end' kind of way.
Belle de Jour is now Belle no more.
I'm a bit worried, I've fallen in love with my 48 year old, PVC leather clad mistress. Her name is Gladys - and she's gorgeous, in a rough and ready, bag o' spanners kind of way.
Can you please give me some advice - coz it really, really hurts. Because I am a famous footy player I've got to be careful about my identity. I've changed my name - so my fiancée doesn't suss out it's me.
Thanking you in anticipation,
But is Belle a 20 something babe or a 40 something baldy?
Was 'she' lying on her back - or just lying through 'his' teeth?
I guess we'll never know…..